TemporalParadoxSafety Protocols
Your safety and the structural integrity of the spacetime continuum are our highest priorities. Please review the ChronoTrek Guidelines before boarding.
The Butterfly Clause
Do not touch, feed, or step on any flora or fauna prior to 10,000 BCE. A seemingly insignificant squashed insect can result in English being spoken with a slight, but highly annoying, clicking sound in the present.
Historical Figures (Interaction)
Do not attempt to kill dictators, save martyrs, or teach advanced mathematics to ancient philosophers. Our Temporal Dampeners will physically restrain you if you attempt to explain the atomic model to Archimedes.
Existence Erasure Insurance
In the highly unlikely event that your grandparents are accidentally prevented from meeting due to a localized ripple, our Premium Insurance Tier ($400,000 extra) guarantees we will recreate your exact consciousness in a cloned body upon return to the Hub.
Note: Base package covers luggage memory loss only.